Sunday, November 6, 2011

How to Go to Work for Late and Leave Early!

For this I'm going to presume that your work has a communal clock and you own a watch.
Step 1: Make your watch late.
At the start make it around 5 minutes late.
Step 2: Make your work clock fast.
around 10-15 minutes fast.
Step 3: Make people know the clock is wrong.
Start conversations about how the clock is wrong. You want to get people to not trust the clock.
Step 4: Leave when the clock says you can.
The clock says it's home time, so it's home time.
Step 5: Rock up late.
If someone questions you, rememind them the clock is wrong and that your watch is right. You'll be there just in time. This will work for a while you rocking up late and leaving early with out any problems but soon enough some one will change it back.
Step 6: Rock up late any way.
And tell them the clock is fast. Your watch says your on time so your on time.
Step 7: Stop before you get in trouble.
Show up on time for a little while then repeat the same process. Your co-workers will already know its a dodgy clock so they're going to fall for it again.
I used this trick all the time at my last job. My current job, no one has a clock or watch so it's even easyer to rock up late. The trick is to stick to your guns. The clock is wrong, your watch is right!

How to Go to Work for Late and Leave Early!

Step 1: Make your watch late. At the start make it around 5 minutes late. Step 2: Make your work clock fast. around 10-15 minutes fast. Step 3: Make people know the clock is wrong. Start conversations about how the clock is wrong. You want to get people to not trust the clock. Step 4: Leave when the clock says you can. The clock says it's home time, so it's home time. Step 5: Rock up late. If someone questions you, rememind them the clock is wrong and that your watch is right. You'll be there just in time. This will work for a while you rocking up late and leaving early with out any problems but soon enough some one will change it back. Step 6: Rock up late any way. And tell them the clock is fast. Your watch says your on time so your on time. Step 7: Stop before you get in trouble. Show up on time for a little while then repeat the same process. Your co-workers will already know its a dodgy clock so they're going to fall for it again. I used this trick all the time at my last job. My current job, no one has a clock or watch so it's even easyer to rock up late. The trick is to stick to your guns. The clock is wrong, your watch is right!